So Reddit is doing something stupid and people don't like it. Subreddits are going private in protest. That's all I know. It may have something to do with charging people for something that was once free. All I know is that it's costing me precious Bertstrip memes.

The roster, from left-to-right, up-to-down is...

• Batman
• Gandalf
• Wyldstyle
• Aquaman
• Bad Cop
• Bane
• Bart Simpson
• Benny
• Chell
• Cole
• Cragger
• Cyborg
• Cyberman
• Doc Brown
• The Doctor
• Emmet
• Eris
• Gimli
• GLaDOS
• Gollum
• Harley Quinn
• Homer Simpson
• Jay
• The Joker
• Kai
• ACU Trooper/Tom Campana
• Gamer Kid
• Krusty the Clown
• Laval
• Legolas
• Lloyd
• Marty McFly
• Nya
• Owen Grady
• Peter Venkman
• Slimer
• Scooby Doo
• Sensei Wu
• Shaggy
• Stay Puft
• Superman
• Unikitty
• Wicked Witch
• Wonder Woman
• Zane
• Green Arrow
• Supergirl
• Harry Potter
• Lord Voldemort
• Abby Yates
• Finn
• Ethan Hunt
• Lumpy Space Princess
• Jake the Dog
• B.A. Baracus
• Newt Scamander
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Gizmo
• Stripe
• E.T.
• Tina Goldstein
• Marceline
• Batgirl
• Robin
• Excalibur Batman
• Michael Knight
• Sloth
• Chase McCain
• Hermione Granger
• Blossom
• Bubbles
• Buttercup
• Starfire
• Raven
• Beast Boy
• Betelgeuse
• Lord Vortech

  I admittedly do not know much about the competitive fighting scene, and I honestly don't want to. I looked up the basic archetypes for this meme on the internet and I just know they prefer any stage that's flat and any character that isn't S-tier is garbage, so if you're not playing as Fox McCloud and using Omega Mode on every stage, you're playing Smash wrong. Reminds me of when I actually rewatched Pokemon Rusty (One of the few actually decent things Dorkly made) and they made fun of EV trainers with a song about how EV training sucks the fun out of everything. "Exploiting the game, 'cause you don't have a life!"

   Personally, I don't put that much thought into how a player functions competitively, and I only focus more on the basics of "Sonic is fast because Sonic. Bowser is big, so he's slow but powerful. Bayonetta's a crummy character so she's broken. Steve's knees don't work, so he can't jump high." While the rest of my focus is on having fun using whatever moves look cool and feel good. I'm not a tactical player, I'm a weird one. Sometimes, in Epic Mickey, I tried taking advantage of Mickey's health and how he jumps when he falls in the Thinner to try and jump to the other side of the pool without having to jump through all the tiny platforms. My bro says that's actually a speedrunner tactic, funny enough. Speedruns are so weird.

  My bro also said that F.L.U.D.D. was also a bit advanced a move for Mario, who's meant to be beginner-friendly. I guess this would mean Mario is the Shoto of Smash Bros.. I personally never knew what to do with F.L.U.D.D. in a fight. Unless your opponent is in front of some spikes or lava, all he does is push them back. My bro said that's actually good for zoning. Huh. Anyway, lemme see your cursed answers to this cursed roster. And before you bring up Multiversus, no, we are not using that Shaggy. This is canon Shaggy, the Shaggy who's fast, scared for his life, but will still fight if someone's in danger. And if you're gonna ask me who Ethan Hunt, Abby Yates, Michael Knight, or B.A. Baracus are, you are reading this on the internet. You can look up those names and get an answer.

  Last year on DeviantArt, I made some absolutely abyssmal fake video game covers for April Fools because I watched too much Failboat. I made three more for this year.

Road Rally doesn't even have a proper picture or critic score and it still beat Velma. Oomph.

I see memes about that angry face Shadow made at Marine in the comics, but I absolutely love this face he's making here. Also Tails is having a much better reaction to Eggman's story here than he canonically did in SA2.